Definitions by The Return of Light joker

seven year itch 

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

seven year itch by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008

lockjaw

1. difficulty or pain in opening ones mouth due to a medical condition, injury, or infection

2. an upper class accent

If you keep chewing your nails like that you could get lockjaw.

lockjaw by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2008

asphalt 

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

asphalt by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

red 

1. a s capsule of secobarbital, a barbiturate derived drug

2. intoxicated with marijuana

3. a person with red hair

Don't even touch that red.

red by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2008

7-11 

slang for the convenience store 7-Eleven

I ain't going to 7-11 just to get lunch.

7-11 by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2008

'nade 

a grenade of any sort

Don't waste your last 'nade in a tight spot like that.

'nade by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2008

3-way 

1. a sexual act involving three people

2. an alternate version of Cincinnati chili

They had a 3-way an made a huge mess of the room.

3-way by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2008