The Return of Light joker's definitions

dopenik

a drug addict, a drug user

Despite being a dopenik, people seemingly can't tell that he is a hack.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2010

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2011

pity party

expressing how sorry one feels for oneself in front of friends or family

Do you always have to have such a pity party when you make a mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

tie-in

1. something sold because something else is sold

2. a connection

Unfortunately, it seems like every game that is availible for rent at blockbuster is a movie tie-in.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 28, 2007

yea big

about this big (used with a hand gesture for an image)

It was about yea big.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2008