The Return of Light joker's definitions

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

red

1. a s capsule of secobarbital, a barbiturate derived drug

2. intoxicated with marijuana

3. a person with red hair

Don't even touch that red.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2008

drygulch

to attack or assault in an ambush

Don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

temp

1. temporary

2. a temporary employment agency

3. a temporary employee

4. a temporary employer

I don't want to go to a temp agency. I Want a job I like.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 18, 2008

dopenik

a drug addict, a drug user

Despite being a dopenik, people seemingly can't tell that he is a hack.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2010