under

1. unconscious due to anesthesia

2. intoxicated

He was under in minutes, and yet, somehow he woke up before the procedure was complete.

by The Return of Light Joker May 07, 2011

quad

1. a quadriplegic (derogatory)

2. a quarter once of an illegal drug, usually cannabis

3. a prison

That quad thinks he is better than me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2008

malt-worm

a tippler, a drunkard (from the malt in beer)

The malt-worm at the street corner was trying to solicit a handout to ride the bus home but was arrested by the police on charges of public drunkenness.

by The Return of Light Joker August 13, 2010

'bout

about, (from an abbreviation of about)

If I knew 'bout that, I'd have told everyone.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2010

showboat

1. to behave in showy, flamboyant way

2. a showy, flamboyant person

It's his showboat behavior that makes Americans look bad.

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011

bushwhacker

1. a Guerrilla (originally used to mean a confederate soldier during the U.S. Civil War)

2. a marijuana smoker

Get this bushwhacker out of my hair.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2010

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009