The Return of Light joker's definitions

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

paste

1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen

Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2010

You're the doctor

I defer to your authority

A:I think it is not worth the trouble of
fixing.

B: You're the doctor

by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2009

hunky

1. a person of Eastern European origin

2. sexually attractive, especially in a muscular way (generally used by women to describe men)

Some hunky bastard nearly ran me off the road, and rather than apologizing he gave me the finger.

by The Return of Light Joker November 15, 2010

salty

coarse and provocative (said of language)

You friends are always using such salty words.

by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2009

face for radio

an ugly face (because a radio presenter is never seen by the audience)

The latest bus driver has a face for radio.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2011

rear end

1. the posterior end of something

2. the buttocks

3. for one car to back into another

Ow, my rear end just got hit.

by The return of light Joker November 2, 2007