The Return of Light joker's definitions

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

3rd wheel

an extra person in a social venue, especially one tha interferes or gets in the way

Go away! We don't want a 3rd wheel with us.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

64

1. a Nintendo 64

2. a Commodore 64

3. a 1964 Chevy Impala

I used to have a 64. I sold it because games stopped coming out for it. Perhaps I should have kept it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2009

prolly

probably (an abbreviation)

They prolly won't get there on time anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2012

yea big

about this big (used with a hand gesture for an image)

It was about yea big.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2008

tracks

scars caused by injecting drugs

he was taken in for questioning when they saw the tracks on his arms

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011