Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

hand bra 

when a nude woman poses for a photograph while covering her nipples and/or breasts with her hands

The tried to get a shot with a hand bra but she could not hold still.

hand bra by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2010

3 alarm fire 

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

3 alarm fire by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

tanglefoot

any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)

I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.

tanglefoot by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2010

Vegetable garden 

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

Vegetable garden by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

'droid 

a mindless or robot like person (from android)

That guy is the biggest 'droid on the campus.

'droid by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

Queen Anne's Lace 

Marijuana (from the name a plant that is also known as the wild carrot)

They had queen Anne's lace growing everywhere in there.

Queen Anne's Lace by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2010

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

Shampoo by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010