The Return of Light Joker's definitions

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

6 bits

75 cents

I have 6 bits. Who wants gumballs?

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2010

netizen

an active participant in communal online activities

I was invited to chat with other gamers by a netizen but decline due to lack of definite time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2010

draw a blank

to fail to remember something completely

He drew a blank when I asked him about the prom. (example of draw a blank)

by The Return of Light Joker July 8, 2009

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2008

'fraidy cat

a timid person, especially a boy

His uncle was no 'fraidy cat when faced with the need to fend off muggers.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2011