kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something
They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.
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evil twin

1. an illegal or nasty counterpart

2. a rouge wi-fi access point that appears legitimate but is actually used to eavesdrop over the internet
If that is an evil twin, I don't want to know what the real thing is like.
by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2009
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Zelda

a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)
If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.
by The Return of Light Joker September 17, 2011
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vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation
I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.
by The Return of Light Joker October 08, 2010
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cold one

a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)
by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2008
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refrigerator mom

a derogatory term for a mother of a child diagnosed with autism (from the archaic belief that the autistic symptoms were due to a neglectful mother)
Being autistic has nothing to do with having a so called refrigerator mom.
by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2009
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ninny


1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)
by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2007
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