lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2012

chaser

1. a drink taken after drinking alcohol, especially water

2. guard, especially a prison guard

I don't need a chaser when I take a shot anymore. I can deal with them just fine.

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2010

Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)

Judas priest What happened in there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 06, 2009

muzak

1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music

I hate that muzak in the office.

by The Return of Light Joker November 09, 2008

one horse town

a small or insignificant town

Lets leave this one horse town in the dust.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2007

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2008

draw a blank

to fail to remember something completely

He drew a blank when I asked him about the prom. (example of draw a blank)

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2009