The Return of Light Joker's definitions

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2011

equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

ammo

1. ammunition

2. info that can be used in a campaign or debate

3. toilet paper

We need more ammo again.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2009

dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

Gitmo

The Guantanamo Bay detention camp located on the Naval Base of The same name, which is in turn located on an island in the Guantanamo bay (this detention camp has become notorious for it's prisoners and ex-prisoners widely believed accusations of torture)

Gitmo may end up being closed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2008

the new look

a new fashion, practice, trend, etc.

Buzz cuts seem to be the new look over there.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2009

yo-yo dieting

the act of repeatedly gaining and losing weight

If you keep yo-yo dieting like that you will never get you cholesterol down to the level you intend.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009