The Return of Light Joker's definitions

in the loop

In select company, especially in association with a circle of powerful people

If this man is in the loop, than he is probably not going to help us.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2009

foam at the mouth

1. to be absolutely furious

2. to be sexually excited

2. to be overly excited about anything

Why is it that you always foam at the mouth when you see that cheerleader?

by The Return of Light joker March 15, 2011

chapter and verse

1. An exact detailed account

2. the guiding principals

(from the practice of religious Christians, especially, Protestants, of quoting exact bible passages to support arguments)

He quoted the that old story chapter and verse when he found out about my less than ethical friends.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2010

vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation

I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2010

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008