Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

get some

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2008

tripe

contemptible or worthless material(from a term for the stomache lining of an animal used for food as such foodsuffs are held in low regard)

If you really think you need this tripe you need a life.

by The Return of Light Joker July 01, 2009

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010