brush

1. a mustache

2. pubic hair

3. a fight

4. a rural place, the backwoods

5. to dismiss quickly

I Forgot to trim my brush.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2008

do the math

figure things out for yourself

After that where do you normally go. Do the math.

by The Return of Light Joker June 07, 2010

jugular

1. slang for the jugular vein

2. very rough and ruthless

Don't let him get you in the jugular.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2008

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

not break a sweat

to do something with ease

We went all the way from here to there and I did not break a sweat.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

crickets

absolute silence (said of communication, from the cinematic metaphor)

All the school got from showing the add to the students was crickets.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2011