Definitions by The Return Of Light Joker

arm 

a police man or woman, a police officer

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.

arm by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008

waffle 

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample

Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?

waffle by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2008

hook 

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest

Get your hook off of my shoulder.

hook by The Return of Light Joker March 5, 2008

comma-counter 

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

comma-counter by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2008

Jersey 

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

Jersey by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

smear 

to attack someones reputation with false information, to defame someone

Conservative journalists are trying to smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama simultaneously.

smear by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2008

muffin top 

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

muffin top by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2008