The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 2, 2009

Ywia

your welcome in advance (used in electronic media)

I've already sent the package, so Ywia.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2010

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

fizz

a carbonated drink, especially soda or champagne

This fizz is stale.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2010

pillow talk

intimate talk between lovers while lying in bed after copulating

She tiptoed out of the bedroom after the pillow talk was over.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2008

opener

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011