The Real Driller's definitions

family vacation

Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.

When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.

Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).

I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...

by The Real Driller November 19, 2025

Trelegy

COPD isn't pretty. I'm out of breath and often out of the picture.

But this is my story. And with once-daily Trelegy, it can still be beautiful.

by The Real Driller June 29, 2025

Fatican

What the Vatican is referred to when it has a pope that is overweight or obese.

The Vatican just elected a pope that's overweight. We can now refer to it as the Fatican!

by The Real Driller March 11, 2025

microceph

Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.

Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.

by The Real Driller March 2, 2025

Tracer AI

Crappy AI-powered DRM developed by the CCP that acts more like spyware. Can absolutely decimate any social media channel you own.

Kyle: OMG, why did his YouTube channel get terminated?
Chris: The content he used was protected by Tracer AI and its automated system filed claims on its creator's behalf.

by The Real Driller February 11, 2025

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

oshi baiting

The practice of commenting under your oshi's media or mentioning them anywhere on social media with the end goal of attracting their attention.

Kyle: Dude, I'm going to make a PC-98 Touhou-style Remix of Riko's theme from Mystical Power Plant!
Chris: Hey, can you stop oshi baiting? You often do it by adding a huge number of hashtags to your posts so you can get attention. You also spam mention your favorite character in every reply on Twitter.
Kyle: But I like this character...

by The Real Driller December 28, 2024