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Definitions by The Real Canadian

A boring, working class Toronto suburb that’s populated by methheads, headbangers, 14-year-old moms, high school dropouts (or, graduates of the applied/basic level in high school), racists, religious nuts and lot lizards. If you’re ambitious, smart and not a waste case, go to college or university and don’t look back.
Milla: “I’ve just fired an Acton resident. She stole $200,000 from our budget.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
Acton by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021

Coffin Nails 

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
Coffin Nails by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020

White House Barbie 

Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?

Covidparty 

An illegal number of people getting together and not maintaining social distancing.
Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.
A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.
Karen by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020

Skeezebag 

The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.

Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.

Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Skeezebag by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020
Ivanka Trump, Donald's alleged love interest.
I really don't care about Iskanka, do you?
Iskanka by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020