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A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.
by The Real Canadian October 2, 2017
Get the Trumpgraine mug.White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?
by The Real Canadian July 18, 2020
Get the White House Barbie mug.A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
Get the Little Turd from Stratford mug.Donald Trump's newest nickname, IQ45 is the combination of his ranking among American presidents and his supposed IQ - which is much too low to run a McDonald's let alone a country.
Most other American presidents could read a real newspaper; IQ45 could barely read The National Enquirer and would watch Fox News - they tell him exactly what he wants to hear.
by The Real Canadian January 20, 2019
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If Trump ever picks Marjorie Taylor Greene as his running mate for the 2024 Presidential Election, then God help America.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
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2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2021
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Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020
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