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One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
by The Real Canadian July 20, 2019
Get the Cheetolinimug. A secretive, hot-looking office skank who sleeps her way to the top, almost always with married men. Her only qualifications for a high-paying job? Working as a model and looking like one, too.
I have two degrees and could only find a job pushing boxes along a conveyor belt, yet that bimbo Hoe Hicks could get a high paying job with zero qualifications! WTF?
by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018
Get the Hoe Hicksmug. Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020
Get the Coffin Nailsmug. Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.
Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
by The Real Canadian March 19, 2017
Get the dolt45mug. A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A. The current White House under Donald Trump;
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
Donald Trump has called Haiti and Africa "shithole countries". He should know that Africa is a continent, not a country. He only wants lily-white people from Europe immigrating to the United States - good luck, you racist asshole!
by The Real Canadian May 2, 2018
Get the Shitholemug. Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.
I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021
Get the Asswipemug.