The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020
Get the Skeezebag mug.A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
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Bambi, my ex-girlfriend, has spent all of her inheritance from her rich uncle to get fake boobs. She has such low self-esteem that she looks like a Playboy Bunny just to get dates with rich old men.
by The Real Canadian September 07, 2016
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Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
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Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019
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Every time he watches Tomi Lahren, my dirty old man for a grandpa gets a woody. If this keeps up, then I need to throw the TV set out.
by The Real Canadian February 27, 2017
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My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.
by The Real Canadian May 05, 2018
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