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Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.
After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.
by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019
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by The Real Canadian May 8, 2019
Get the Sasquatch mug.Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022
Get the Trumpo Frumpo mug.The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Get the Pronto Toronto mug.A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022
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Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
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BoBo got kicked out of the theatre for fooling around during Beetlejuice. She even vaped in front of a pregnant woman and recorded the show, ignoring copyright laws. Blockhead!
by The Real Canadian October 18, 2023
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