One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
by The Real Canadian July 20, 2019
Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
by The Real Canadian July 07, 2020
The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.
My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.
by The Real Canadian February 06, 2018
That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022