The Real Canadian's definitions
An ultra-low fare passenger air carrier ie, Spirit or Swoop, it offers such no frills amenities as all-economy seats. They may or may not offer wi-fi, and if you get hungry or thirsty then you have to buy your overpriced chips and soda.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
I flew with a McAirline from Toronto to Calgary early this morning. The seats were cramped together and I had to pay for my chips and Diet Coke, but I arrived in one piece. That’s good enough for me.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
Get the McAirlinemug. Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.
by The Real Canadian July 13, 2020
Get the Covidpartymug. The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.
Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023
Get the Tang Poomug. Nickname for Lauren Boebert, a Republican member of Congress whose brainpower rivals Sarah Palin’s - and, that’s not saying much.
BoBo got kicked out of the theatre for fooling around during Beetlejuice. She even vaped in front of a pregnant woman and recorded the show, ignoring copyright laws. Blockhead!
by The Real Canadian October 18, 2023
Get the BoBomug. A female Republican, she supports causes that go against her interests.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
Get the Republicuntmug. The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Get the Pronto Torontomug.