Definitions by The Real Canadian
Forrest Gump
1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.
Forrest Gump by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022
Timmy’s
Canada’s favorite donut shop, Timmy’s is a colloquialism for Tim Hortons (originally Tim Horton Donuts). Founded in 1964 by Toronto Maple Leafs player Tim Horton; he was killed on his way back to Toronto from a game with the Buffalo Sabres a decade later, but his spirit lives on.
It seems like everybody at work avoids our coffee in the break room, running to Timmy’s across the street instead.
Timmy’s by The Real Canadian July 12, 2022
Boris Johnson
The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
Boris Johnson by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
Trumpo Frumpo
Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Trumpo Frumpo by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022
Hollyweird
Hollywood, where unrealistic standards for attractiveness are expected, even enforced. It’s also the place where anything goes: sex tapes (Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton come to mind), partying while commando, adultery, multiple marriages and divorces, and just plain old bad behavior. Nobody would get away with these antics anywhere else.
Hollyweird is one big mental institution. Everybody hates on one another, cheats on their wives or girlfriends, spends too much money on another marriage that only lasts nanoseconds, and draws too much attention to themselves. Ambition is good, but this bullshit isn’t.
Hollyweird by The Real Canadian June 7, 2022
Bunny Ranch
An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
Bunny Ranch by The Real Canadian June 5, 2022
Megyn Kelly
A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
Megyn Kelly by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022