1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.
by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022
I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.
Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!
Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!
by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021
Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.
Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?
Fake Patriot: MAGA!
Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.
Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?
Fake Patriot: MAGA!
by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021
Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015
An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 05, 2022
A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022
Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022