7 definitions by The Opster
noun: from the latin "oxy" "moronia" lit. "total state of douche-baggery"; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.
Ex 1:
Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"
Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."
Ex 2
John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.
Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"
Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."
Ex 2
John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.
by The Opster January 31, 2010
a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"
Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"
Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."
Carnivore: "You're so lame."
Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."
Carnivore: "You're so lame."
by The Opster November 24, 2011
noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.
Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"
Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
by The Opster January 31, 2010
the action pursuant to the act of profiling; ex: where law enforcement officials are concerned, checking for wants and warrants on a white guy in the Orange Mound area of Memphis...
Officer #1: "What is that Mexican doing with a brand new bike?"
Officer #2: "I think it's time we take some profilaction."
Officer #2: "I think it's time we take some profilaction."
by The Opster May 9, 2010
the use of the rectum/anus as the chamber of a bong, wherein the practitioner looses control and ass-blasts "bong" water into the face of the recipient...specifically the eye...
The two girls were doing bong rips out of each other's asses and Hiroku couldn't hold it any longer and gave Suki a dirty popeye...they fell over, giggling, and then had a pillow fight...
by The Opster April 1, 2010
the over confidence in one's ability to deal with failure; rooted in having survived so many "fails", especially "epic fails", that one has the ability to head boldly into any situation, no matter how hopeless, and have the confidence that when faced with inevitable failure, they will invariably figure out how to deal with it...
She has hubris of failure and thinks that she'll figure out how to keep herself out of any real trouble. She once bragged that she'd been arrested three times and had yet to be convicted of anything.
by The Opster October 25, 2010
Rick: "Did you hear MC talkin' all night at that party about his new iPhone?"
Opie: "Yeah, he's a real iHole."
Opie: "Yeah, he's a real iHole."
by The Opster January 29, 2010