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Figliuoloitis

A woman's hereditary disease that causes her to get uptight and nag the men in her family. An imaginary disinfectant spray is the only temporary repellant for Figliuoloitis.
My wife can't help her nagging because she was born with Figliuoloitis. I better go find my spray can.
by The Mountain Cat October 19, 2010
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Deploradorable

A sweet, cute, cuddly person who also has a horrible side.
She may have voted for Trump but that cute face makes her so deploradorable!
by The Mountain Cat November 14, 2016
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Kaostic

Kaostic: adj.

1. A state of being or result that is derived from a tornado like spinning of angst and frenetic energy which produces something fabulous.

2. An unexpected fabulous result.

3. Making lemonade from lemons (or vodka from potatoes).

4. A delusion state of one's own fabulosity.
Hot damn, everything's so kaostic when Kerri Ann comes around!
by The Mountain Cat July 22, 2016
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An Aunt Marion

The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.
"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"
by The Mountain Cat June 9, 2018
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Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.
"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.
You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!
by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016
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Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.
Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!
by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017
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