The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.
"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"
by The Mountain Cat June 09, 2018
A woman's hereditary disease that causes her to get uptight and nag the men in her family. An imaginary disinfectant spray is the only temporary repellant for Figliuoloitis.
My wife can't help her nagging because she was born with Figliuoloitis. I better go find my spray can.
by The Mountain Cat October 19, 2010
by The Mountain Cat July 15, 2018
How you describe a epic evening with friends that was very memorable for good reasons. (Plural: Nights of Legend)
"Wow that was a Night of Legends last night. In fact the whole summer has been filled with Nights of Legend!"
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!
Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!
Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!
by The Mountain Cat December 04, 2016
by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011