Kaostic

Kaostic: adj.

1. A state of being or result that is derived from a tornado like spinning of angst and frenetic energy which produces something fabulous.

2. An unexpected fabulous result.

3. Making lemonade from lemons (or vodka from potatoes).

4. A delusion state of one's own fabulosity.

Hot damn, everything's so kaostic when Kerri Ann comes around!

by The Mountain Cat July 22, 2016

Vinniegar

Vinegar made by Vinnie.

"Vinnie, Your salad tastes delicious with oil & Vinniegar!"

by The Mountain Cat July 15, 2018

Figliuoloitis

A woman's hereditary disease that causes her to get uptight and nag the men in her family. An imaginary disinfectant spray is the only temporary repellant for Figliuoloitis.

My wife can't help her nagging because she was born with Figliuoloitis. I better go find my spray can.

by The Mountain Cat October 19, 2010

Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Deploradorable

A sweet, cute, cuddly person who also has a horrible side.

She may have voted for Trump but that cute face makes her so deploradorable!

by The Mountain Cat November 14, 2016

Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011

Yumster Fire

Food or drink that tastes extraordinarily delicious.

Oh wow, this ice cream is a yumster fire!

by The Mountain Cat September 29, 2020