The Mountain Cat's definitions
A woman's hereditary disease that causes her to get uptight and nag the men in her family. An imaginary disinfectant spray is the only temporary repellant for Figliuoloitis.
My wife can't help her nagging because she was born with Figliuoloitis. I better go find my spray can.
by The Mountain Cat October 19, 2010
Get the Figliuoloitismug. by The Mountain Cat November 14, 2016
Get the Deploradorablemug. Kaostic: adj.
1. A state of being or result that is derived from a tornado like spinning of angst and frenetic energy which produces something fabulous.
2. An unexpected fabulous result.
3. Making lemonade from lemons (or vodka from potatoes).
4. A delusion state of one's own fabulosity.
1. A state of being or result that is derived from a tornado like spinning of angst and frenetic energy which produces something fabulous.
2. An unexpected fabulous result.
3. Making lemonade from lemons (or vodka from potatoes).
4. A delusion state of one's own fabulosity.
by The Mountain Cat July 22, 2016
Get the Kaosticmug. The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.
"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"
by The Mountain Cat June 9, 2018
Get the An Aunt Marionmug. A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
Get the Emergency Donutmug. You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!
Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!
Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!
by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016
Get the Concrackulationsmug. by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017
Get the Full Octopusmug.