The wise fellow who has a wife or female friend who allows him to spread her ass cheeks wide and press his nose close to her bunghole and slowly inhale the delicious aroma of her tail end. Gently licking her balloon knot, tasting the residue left from a few days of not bathing. Licking the taste away and enjoying every second of it. Stabbing the tounge in and out of her sphincter also increases the experience as well as increases the chance of bringing her to anal orgasm.
Gayle and I had a hell of a good time at the Adult Movie Awards. We retired back to our suite and when the door closed, she raised her skirt and pulled her soaked panties down and bent over the back of the couch with her knees on the cushions, legs spread wide. I knew what she wanted. I kicked my shoes off and knelt behind her. Spread her beautiful butt cheeks wide and was her Bung Licker for the evening.
by The King Cornholer March 28, 2008
That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.
Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 09, 2008
That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 03, 2008
A wise man who has a wife or female friend who lets him spread her ass cheeks wide, apply his nose close to her turdhole and slowly inhale the delicious fragrance of her rosebud. Applying his tounge, he slowly licks and sucks the tastey residue from around and in her bunghole.
There's nothing better than spreding my girls ass cheeks and being her Bung Tounger. When I'm done she usually lets me cornhole her and bust a gushing nut deep in her rectum.
by The King Cornholer March 30, 2008
A male inclusive event. The physical act of achieving orgasm regardless of how it occurs. This action is usually quite pleasurable. Occasionally it could be difficult or nearly impossible to achieve due to varying circumstances.
1: Karl and Cheryl was heavy into making love, she was being a Bag Lapper when he rotated her around on all fours and was a Bung Tonguer before he gently Cornalized her, pistoning away while holding her by the hips. With his organ fully engorged, he Busted A Nut, explosiveley, deep in her Tailpipe.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
by The King Cornholer May 11, 2008
The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.
Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.
by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008
A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.
Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 07, 2008