sausage

An archaic reference, typically by soldiers of other European nations, to an attractive and curvy young German lass. One of the oldest *War and Peace* translators, Nathan Haskell Dole, coined this term in the late 1800s in his erudite rendition of Tolstoy's Magnum opus.

"Check out that sausage -- she's a sure lay!" noted the Russian soldier to his comrade.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

Fucking Retrospect

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.

I was happily daydreaming about my youth, engaging in Fucking Retrospect.

by The Grottomaster August 22, 2011

Government

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.

My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!

by The Grottomaster August 14, 2011

slacker

A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.

Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.

by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

swinolicci

Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.

I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011