Definitions by The Grottomaster
stumpmaster
That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.
stumpmaster by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011
ghost
A corruption and/or diminution of the phrase "G-spot Host", which is a person who sponsors an orgy, usually at their home.
ghost by The Grottomaster May 21, 2011
cold finger
cold finger by The Grottomaster May 20, 2011
Work Sandwich
A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.
Work Sandwich by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011
Carbon cockprint
The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.
As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.
Carbon cockprint by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011
BEAST-loaf
A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.
BEAST-loaf by The Grottomaster May 10, 2011
Mucous Mary
A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.
Mucous Mary by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011