The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series,
Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".
The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.
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The secret process sought by all boys of puberty age after they discover that their eyes are going to cross, that they have given themselves venereal disease, and all the other various horror myths which adult men tell them about masturbation.
Buddy has been asking all his uncles on the sly how to unmasturbate because his crotch has suddenly begun to itch and he thinks he's given himself the clap.
A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.
An affliction, chiefly of the skin, where one breaks out in body sores which seep with pus subsequent to eating exclusively at McDonald's for a month or more. A secondary symptom is uncontrollable diarrhea coupled with spontaneous projectile vomiting. When such people habitually take home leftovers and feed them to their dogs, it often results in *yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye." There is no known cure for this ailment.
He found a breaded and fried chicken head in his McNuggets and stopped eating there but it was too late -- he had already developed meatox.
Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.
I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?
The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".
I joined the K.K.K. last week and they already have me set up to mentor three retarded Klingons!
A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.
Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary
