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The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
Get the K.K.K. mug.The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.
As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.
by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011
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by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011
Get the stumpmaster mug.The aggregation of people planet-wide, (but chiefly in America), who contribute absolutely nothing beneficial to society and who pass through life virtually unnoticed, except when they offend. These people typically jump from one low-paying job to another, (if they have a job), never serve in the military, manifest mediocrity of geological magnitude, have no hobbies, and every one of them owns an elaborate cell phone which is perpetually activated while conversing about some non-topic to another member of this dubious group. Generally speaking, such folks are parasites on society, taking advantage of every government giveaway program in existence.
Key locations to observe such people include McDonald's, Wal-Mart, laundromats, and hospital emergency rooms. They almost always travel in packs, (family and peer units), and at least two to three cell phones will be evident when they are present.
Key locations to observe such people include McDonald's, Wal-Mart, laundromats, and hospital emergency rooms. They almost always travel in packs, (family and peer units), and at least two to three cell phones will be evident when they are present.
It's the first of the month and we'll have to elbow our way through the societal debris to do any shopping at Wal-Mart.
by The Grottomaster November 14, 2011
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by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
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Bob wouldn't stop bragging about his wild one-nighter until he became the sore winner, chancre sores and all.
by The Grottomaster September 27, 2011
Get the sore winner mug.A psychological and abnormal fear of anything to do with beavers. Also, a personal prejudice against people who have buck teeth.
I started repairing the dam of my pond yesterday and my neighbor ran off screaming -- I think he has beavophobia.
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
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