press covfefe
n.-- a non-magical coven's, (in this instance, the press), snafu editorial product. The fefe suffix stems from an extension of snafu, originally a WW II military slang acronym that meant "situation normal -- all fucked up". In "covfefe", the acronym is extended to "situation normal -- all fucked up, for each and everyplace", ergo: "snafufeae". Given that we are in the era of texting our messages, this rather cumbersome acronym has been corrupted to "snafefe" which rolls off the tongue much more eloquently. From this point it became a simple matter to prefix "snafefe" with "coven", thus combined, "covfefe", a coven, fucked up, everywhere.
