The Dank Meme 's definitions

one day flu

A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.

He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.

by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

nah g

A word commonly used by youths or roadmen in the United Kingdom. It translates to No Mate or Bro, 'g' typically means mate or bro, or whatever you'd call a close friend. It can be used in numerous situations and is typically used around a close friend.

Dave: Oi Cole g, you got any zoot on ya my g?

Cole: Nah g

by The Dank Meme July 10, 2018

clouted

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

nitty

A word used to describe someone who looks like a tramp or a chav. Also used to describe a undesirable/bad area. Commonly used in the UK by 11-25 year olds.

Roadman: That girl is well nitty.
Roadman 2: Init, lives in a bare nitty area.

by The Dank Meme May 18, 2018

Bangin Tunes

A term used in the UK, commonly by people who lived through the 90's/00's and current 18-25 year olds. Most of the tunes are UK Garage, House and D&B tunes from the 90's, early-mid 00's (Bassline) and sometimes the less popular artists who still produce Bassline, House and UK Garage.

Dean: Dave mate, do you remember the bangin tunes we use to blast out of my old Fiesta back in the day?
Dave: I remember the days where we'd blast bangin tunes from artists like MJ Cole n stuff.

by The Dank Meme May 21, 2018

asian andy

A chubby, rather small, Asian man, possibly of Chinese Descent, who dyes his hair a different colour every video and has been influenced heavy by western society. He is associated with being beta and having a small Inkei.

Mike: Did you hear about Asian Andy?
Tom: Yeah, I heard about how beta he is!

by The Dank Meme May 24, 2018