The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Flankin

It's like the word wingin it or testing your luck.

I forgot to study for my test, I guess I'm going to be flankin it

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Jiz Jam

Jiz jam is what pornstars use on their toast in the mornings. They get guy's jiz and store it in jars and have it everyday for breakfast.

Pamela Anderson has Jiz Jam on rye toast on every other morning.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Facecrook

A person who has hacked your account and changed your password so that they can completely own your facebook

My password won't work. Damnit a facecrook stole my account

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

|>er

If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.

Text Conversation

Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 21, 2010

Fagbow

There are two types of rainbows. There is the nice one that you see in the sky that kids still think that there is a fucking leprechaun at the end of it with a pot of gold and then there is the fagbow where gay people believe that there is an oiled up brazilian man with a 15 inch dick

Franklin: Oh my gaush a fagbow I hope Ramone will be there today with his giant hose

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat

1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010