Parting Gift

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.
"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."
by The Artiscrybre July 10, 2022
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Partisan

Valuing the good of the tribe over the good of all.
"Billy rose to the top of his small town community after adopting a brishly partisan stance against city people, a small challenge considering all people opposing him were far away in the city or too scattered to protest."
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Exius

The most sarcastic son-of-a-bitch alive.

Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but he kept derailing it with his incessant flood of signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
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Exius

Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
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Nonofus

Pronounced similar to "nun office", with the last half of "office" being shallower.

It, this word that is, means nobody in a group is involved in something in particular. Exgriddish slang.
Billy: Whale, ah reckon that nonofus will be smokin' righ' on down 'yere, them's clouds is gettin' mighty big o'er yander. Quite quare, it is. Quare indeed, it right most almost never gone raining at times like these in the summer. Mus' be jus' a good ol' hot one, hee hee! Let's go ou' on the paourche and some some good Marbolos as we watch it roll right in, huh? Now that sounds right good ta' me!
by The Artiscrybre July 18, 2022
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Punscuopopy

`Pūn-sqwêæh-pøœpéh-pêë`

The practice of ignoring the law entirely when the letter of the law and the intent of the law disagree.
Billy: "...And in my punscuopopy, once I saw everyone going 15 over the speed limit, I was gone! The officer reduced it to 85 mph since he was afraid of standing too long by the side of the road with all of the speeding cars."
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Slo-Mo

Synonym for "Slow-Motion", or "Slow-mo". Refers to a mechanism in which time is slowed, either for an observer, a particular target, a certain area of the world, or the entire world.
"Wow, golly jicker willickers, Billy, this new iPhone 26++ ProMaxxEMum's slo-mo mode is something else! I love being in the 50's, the 2050s that is!"
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