today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

by the December 10, 2004

whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

by the December 21, 2004

robot house

the best fucking house alive. this is animal house for the 30th century.

guy 1-where u living now
guy 2-robot house, u?
guy 1-some gay fudgepacking frat
guy 2-loser

by the November 13, 2004

Throwing and going

When you puke and shit at the same time.

Bro I was throwing and going all morning from that fucking key lime pie tommy made me.

by The October 11, 2020

make me come

force yourself to ejaculate

It is gonna make me come.

by the June 04, 2021

gooly

Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.

Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!

by the January 15, 2021

breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 26, 2004