Definitions by That Guy

X-Man 

'a close friend who tries to date your ex-girlfriend right after you've broken up'

Susan dates Bob. Bob is friends with Paul. Susan and Bob stop dating. Susan starts dating Paul. Susan, Bob and Paul all work together.

X-Man by That guy December 15, 2003

Krappizzle 

To take a large crap if you belong in the rap industry.

Ey yo, shizady tizook the bigizzist krapizzle in the pozizzle pazotty

Krappizzle by that guy December 14, 2003

Turkey Day 

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

Turkey Day by that guy November 26, 2003

Mendel 

Some guy who gew pea plants. Tried to get them to grow extra large through genetics so he could hide the grape vines he was growing behind them. Really true.

Mendel really liked wine.

Mendel by That Guy November 16, 2003

discworld 

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).

That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!

discworld by That Guy November 16, 2003

brown eye 

flashing your excretion hole;

jimmy saw the cops and ripped his arse out of his pants to give the pricks a brown eye(here's lookin' at you kid)

brown eye by that guy August 30, 2003

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

turtle head by that guy August 30, 2003