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tex

a guy who can fuck anyone up
beat ur ass tonymontana
by TEX January 11, 2004
mugGet the texmug.

out the front

to crash forward and hard waterski jumping.
he went out the front bad today!
by tex December 18, 2003
mugGet the out the frontmug.

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 24, 2004
mugGet the gong showmug.

Elaine Zhu

A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up
Hey it's Elaine Zhu!
by Tex March 26, 2005
mugGet the Elaine Zhumug.

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.
Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.
by Tex October 4, 2004
mugGet the Heejaymug.

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer
i am much more awsomer than you
by Tex February 24, 2005
mugGet the awsomermug.

BIFG

Person 1: Hey, u know that Bill McDonald guy?
Person 2: Yea for sure... BIFG
by Tex April 23, 2003
mugGet the BIFGmug.

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