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Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.
Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.
Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.
Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!
Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.
Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!
That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!
Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.
Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!
That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!
by Tenacious Faulker October 19, 2009
Get the called up mug.1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016
Get the eye guzzling mug.A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the left and right mug.The new tax codes for 2009 mandates that all hos filing as a two dollar whore should now be recategorized as twenty dollar whore in order to reflect the appropriate income tax bracket of today's crack-hos.
by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009
Get the twenty dollar whore mug.1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009
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Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2009
Get the Billy Bass mug.This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
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