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(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010
Get the bollocks mug.A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.
BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!
Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!
GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?
Bob: I hate you.
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!
Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!
GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?
Bob: I hate you.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the market correction mug.1) When something has been going exceeding well only to then run its inevitable course and either decline or fail altogether; a market correction.
2) a term adopted in business to describe an event that is currently faultering or failing or has the potential to do so.
2) a term adopted in business to describe an event that is currently faultering or failing or has the potential to do so.
1) I thought my job as a lawyer was recession-proof, but when Jesus returned, sent all the sinners to hell and left everyone remaining on Earth singing Kum By Ya, that bubble burst!
2) In 2007: My house was just appraised at 130% of what I bought it for and I don't think the market can support more than that for much longer. I'm going to sell it now before the bubble bursts next year.
2) In 2007: My house was just appraised at 130% of what I bought it for and I don't think the market can support more than that for much longer. I'm going to sell it now before the bubble bursts next year.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the bubble burst mug.A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the left and right mug.A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
Get the God's Vagina mug.1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009
Get the fight capades mug.1) Doing what society expects of you; being a proper ciizen; acting properly. Using socially acceptable behavior. Another way to say "walk the straight and narrow path"; being a "proper"citizen; straight laced.
2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.
2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.
"Troublemaker" Exerpt, 2nd verse:
I'm growin' out my hair,
I'm movin' up to Cherokee,
I'm gonna be a rockstar,
And you will go ta bed with me,
'Cause I can't work a job,
Like any other slob,
Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".
Marryin' a bi-otch,
Havin' seven ki-ods,
Givin' up and growin' old,
And hopin' there's a God.
I'm a troublemaker,
Never been a faker.
Doin' things my own way
And never givin' up
I'm a troublemaker,
Not a doubletaker.
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
I'm growin' out my hair,
I'm movin' up to Cherokee,
I'm gonna be a rockstar,
And you will go ta bed with me,
'Cause I can't work a job,
Like any other slob,
Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".
Marryin' a bi-otch,
Havin' seven ki-ods,
Givin' up and growin' old,
And hopin' there's a God.
I'm a troublemaker,
Never been a faker.
Doin' things my own way
And never givin' up
I'm a troublemaker,
Not a doubletaker.
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
by Tenacious Faulker June 25, 2009
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