queer

(v.) To spoil or ruin

As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.

by Telephony2 May 09, 2023

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

wastepaperbasket

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

pee cloth

Short and sweet here...pee cloth is simply another term for diapers.

Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."

by Telephony2 December 26, 2024

cutterbups

Plain & simple: buttercups
My stepmother used this word EVERY TIME she meant to say, "buttercups".

Hey Craig, look at that beautiful field of cutterbups coming up on the right!

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

pizza back

It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.

Quick, turn away!!! Dave's coming and he's got a wicked case of pizza back!!!

by Telephony2 October 13, 2023

The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 08, 2023