The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 08, 2023

cutterbups

Plain & simple: buttercups
My stepmother used this word EVERY TIME she meant to say, "buttercups".

Hey Craig, look at that beautiful field of cutterbups coming up on the right!

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

pizza back

It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.

Quick, turn away!!! Dave's coming and he's got a wicked case of pizza back!!!

by Telephony2 October 13, 2023

sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

queer

(v.) To spoil or ruin

As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.

by Telephony2 May 09, 2023

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023