Telephony2's definitions

satan

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.

Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.

by Telephony2 December 12, 2023

masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023