What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 03, 2019
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony October 19, 2010
by Telephony November 18, 2010
caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
by Telephony May 06, 2018
by Telephony June 08, 2019
Another name for a garbage dumpster; the large rectangular wheeled garbage receptacle often found in alleys.
Hey Mike!!! I just tried to throw out this box; the dipsty dumpster in Crawford Place is full, so I'm going to try the one in the alley behind the apartments on Olive Way next.
by Telephony January 25, 2011
A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
by Telephony August 17, 2016