545 definitions by Telephony
Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!
by Telephony January 24, 2011
Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 22, 2012
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
by Telephony November 2, 2013
How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
by Telephony October 8, 2013
A Walkwoman is a Sony Walkman in hot pink color; designed for use exclusively by women (or fags).
The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!
by Telephony July 31, 2016
My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
by Telephony November 25, 2016
A bar whose entire (or almost entire) clientele consists of homosexuals.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.
Drake and Josh went to that fag bar in Vegas -- Gipsy I think it was called before Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew went there and fixed it.
by Telephony May 18, 2015