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uranated

{Usually glass} having been infused with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium. This glass glows a ghostly green when exposed to shortwave visible and longwave ultraviolet radiation.

Often called "uranium glass" or more frequently, "Vaseline glass" due to its resemblence to Vaseline® petroleum jelly.

Note spelling: urAnated, not urEnated, urInated, urOnated, urUnated, or sometimes urYnated. :-O
{John}: Hey Craig, are you going to perform spectroscopy of the fluorescense of a uranated glass marble when irradiated with thaty spiffy new violet laser?
{Craig} Why of course!!! Let me go fire up old Betsy now!
by Telephony December 26, 2011
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potty factory

A place (usually a business) where ordinary things get turned into sexual things by one or more employees; e.g. at a barbecue store, the words "buns". "wieners", and "meat" are spoken about like "butt" (instead of a bread product), "penuses" (instead of pork products), and "penus" again, instead of dead cow.
{Hank, to his drinking buddies in the alley}: Well, dome with this shit for the day. Back to the potty factory tomorrow.
by Telephony December 23, 2011
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pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.
Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
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bogus pisson

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".
How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
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pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011
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toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?
by Telephony December 14, 2011
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douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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