by Telephony July 16, 2015
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 05, 2011
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 05, 2011
by Telephony May 20, 2014
The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!
by Telephony August 12, 2016
by Telephony November 03, 2014
{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.
by Telephony April 08, 2020