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Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
Get the douched out mug.{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!
Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
Get the douche off mug.This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
by Telephony December 6, 2011
Get the F46607 mug.A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
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Get the bungwipe mug.Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
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