Telephony's definitions
{Martha}: Kevin, I told you to refill that goddamn birdbath every day!
{Kevin}: Aw mom, I forgot. I'll get the hose and fill the damn birddouche right away.
{Kevin}: Aw mom, I forgot. I'll get the hose and fill the damn birddouche right away.
by Telephony August 21, 2013
Get the birddouchemug. {Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 9, 2015
Get the amperstandmug. An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
by Telephony June 15, 2014
Get the pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!mug. Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
by Telephony December 14, 2010
Get the PWPOSMFmug. by Telephony January 6, 2021
Get the tanksmug. Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
by Telephony June 10, 2013
Get the doucheketeersmug. Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.
by Telephony May 25, 2019
Get the windometermug.