Telephony's definitions

boom!

A grossly-overused word often shouted as an exclamation to an otherwise ordinary sentence.

{The douche on the Mercari commercial}: All I do is snap a few pics, add a description, and boom! It's listed.

by Telephony February 5, 2020

Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)

by Telephony December 18, 2013

the ammonia

Simply, the disease pneumonia as some people call it.

{Dave}: Hey didjya hear? Carl didn't make it to school today because he's got the ammonia!

by Telephony May 19, 2014

pittles

Another name for the axillae (armpits).

{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!

{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?

by Telephony July 16, 2014

muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

synthetic cans

The sound of aluminum or steel cans (typically the size of dog food cans) being struck for use in some types of Hi-NRG music. Created by either computer software synthesis or synthesizer hardware synthesis.

No actual cans are struck or damaged when synthetic cans are used.

The song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012)" has the sound of synthetic cans; you may also hear synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 2, 2015

Kat McSnatch

A now-famous YouTuber who started off with her video (that soon went viral!) of a song she wrote called, "You Are a Cunt".

Kat McSnatch wrote & performed songs like, "You Are a Cunt", "I Don't Like You", and, "Don't Worry, Be Ugly".

by Telephony August 22, 2014