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telepathetically

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"
{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically
by Telephony June 23, 2020
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PHUQ

A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.
You're an asshole!
Fucking jerk!
Eat shit!
PHUQ!
by Telephony September 27, 2015
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Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.
{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
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I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
by Telephony April 6, 2017
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penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
by Telephony June 29, 2013
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marinal

In most instances, a marinal is just a motorised marinator.
But at the Kentucky Fried Chicken at Kenmore WA. USA in 1987, the marinator was called the marinal cos some total true-blue asshaberdasher kept using it as a urinal. As a fucking URINAL for Christ sakes!!!
{Craig}: Todd, it's your turn to douche out the marinal tonight.
{Todd}: Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!!
{Craig}: The hell with it. I'm gonna knark on you for turning the marinator into the marinal!
by Telephony August 18, 2018
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