woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 06, 2015

ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!

by Telephony November 02, 2013

The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.

{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!

by Telephony June 28, 2014

body brownies

A euphemism for poop.

{Steve}: Nocks on bathroom door.
{Scott}: Hold on a moment! I'm making body brownies!

by Telephony June 07, 2019

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 06, 2011

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014