amperstand

A very common misspelling of the word, "ampersand" -- the 'and' symbol -- yeah this thing: ---> &

{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!

by Telephony March 10, 2015

piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

by Telephony May 09, 2015

wheezer

An alternate term for an inhaler.

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.

by Telephony November 24, 2013

h8red

The word, "hatred" but spelled substituting a numeral for several alphabetic characters.

Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.

John has an xtreme h8red for overflowing walltoliets!

by Telephony September 26, 2013

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 13, 2014

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 25, 2010