Commercialbowl

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

by Telephony February 05, 2012

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cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

by Telephony July 09, 2014

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penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

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