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What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.
It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012
Get the fish food mug.What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.
When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.
{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.
{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!
{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.
{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!
{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
by Telephony December 18, 2012
Get the the national Anthrax mug.Somebody who infuses molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium, thus creating Vaseline glass marbles aka. uranated glass marbles -- although other items such as ashtrays, vases, commemorative glass insulators, etc. can be made with it.
Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.
Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.
Hey Bob! Did you know that Husoos is a uranator now?
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.
by Telephony January 2, 2013
Get the uranator mug.A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.
Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
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{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 3, 2013
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Get the Husoos Cristo en una muleta mug.Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 25, 2012
Get the pissologist mug.Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.
Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.
Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
by Telephony July 23, 2012
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