by Telephony August 17, 2021
What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.
by Telephony February 09, 2020
Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).
{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!
by Telephony August 27, 2012
by Telephony January 05, 2014
How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony July 02, 2021
{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
by Telephony May 22, 2014
What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020