Definitions by Teddy

colon shifter 

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

colon shifter by Teddy April 10, 2005

Scoutface 

The alias of an especially prominent Counter-Strike:Source player. Origins of the word are highly mysterious and unknown. Seriously.

"Scoutface is so good. You have no idea."

Scoutface by Teddy April 7, 2005

Paro

Synonym for "attractive."

"He's definitely a Paro."

Paro by Teddy April 7, 2005

starby

Slang term, by young urban professionals (AKA Yuppies) for a drink purchased at Starbucks.

"You forgot your coffee on the table...I don't know what I would do without my morning Starby!"

starby by Teddy February 17, 2005

bezzle face

noun. when I man, after recieving oral sex from a woman, ejaculates on her face and allows the semen the stay there until she cleans it off herself

I gave that slut a bezzle face last night

bezzle face by Teddy February 2, 2005

So1

its a bigger nigga then the likes of yor self

woa that bigger nigger is so1

kill that nigga

So1 by Teddy November 22, 2004

Sploosh 

When a Brust of Cum exploes from the head of the penis

omg he use Splooshed all over my pumas!

kill that nigga!

Sploosh by Teddy July 13, 2004