Ted's definitions

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005

punangnang

A classy word for pussy.

Can I inspect your punangnang?

by ted March 12, 2004

dimsum

a very very aggressive asian that kicks people that is in his a way.

heyyy dimsum, come out and pplllaayyyy

by ted August 14, 2004

wernage

to wern something, eg a codeye

ur jokin meh

>:|

by ted December 11, 2003

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

Yes Mate

A greeting.

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!

by Ted May 4, 2003