Definitions by Ted

sauced 

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

sauced by Ted October 6, 2004

Orb 

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

Orb by ted August 16, 2004

intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.

intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)

intar by ted August 15, 2004

Yu 

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time

hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.

Yu by ted August 14, 2004

shorty doowop 

a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.

she's MY short doowop, stay the fuck away.

shorty doowop by ted August 14, 2004

dimsum

a very very aggressive asian that kicks people that is in his a way.

heyyy dimsum, come out and pplllaayyyy

dimsum by ted August 14, 2004

bang 

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone

1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/

bang by ted August 14, 2004