TeamJimmy's definitions

The 5 Streamer

The 5 streamer is a male orgasm that results in 5 or more large squirts of jiz. This normally happens when a male does not have sex for over a month. The 5 streamer can produce up to 8 FL OZ of semen.

I had'nt gotten laid in so long, when I finally did, unleashed the 5 streamer all over her big titties

by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

BushCat

a pussy that is groomed well, delicious looking. hairy in the traditional sense, not overgrown and disgusting. also known as hairy kitty.

Every time i look at my girlfriends bushcat, it makes me want to eat it then fuck it!

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

Buffalo Lip

A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive

that chick had the biggest Buffalo Lips I have ever seen! No way was I sticking the shlong in that!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

Miyagi Triple Threat

The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.

Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!

by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011

GuidoLube

GuidoLube consists of ten parts extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) and one part flexall454 pain relieving cream. Created by TeamJimmy for the adventurous lover on a budget and looking to spice up their bedroom action. Can be used alone or with your partner

My girl is coming over tonight, said she wants to spice things up! So, I made up a fresh batch of GuidoLube for us tonight. Now That's a Spicey!

by TeamJimmy November 13, 2021