Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 12, 2009

Hero Factor

A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.

Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.

by TangClock August 23, 2009

220

Slang for the Canadian public intoxication fine. The fine is of $220, and can substitute for the fine. Can also be used if you are walking someone where intoxicated.

"Stop chasing those children Mike! You're gonna get a 220!"

"Our sober drive home just bailed on us. Wanna 220 it back to my place later?"

by TangClock April 28, 2010

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009

Cold Can

Verb. To apply a cold can (usually of beer) to the back of the neck of someone else.

Damnit Bill! I told you to stop cold canning me!

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

Worry Wart

AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.

A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.

by TangClock February 16, 2009