The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 15, 2005
A phrase taken from a popular joke. To say someone is "in the barrel" or "taking a turn in the barrel" means it's their turn to do an unpleasant task or to suffer an unpleasant experience. The joke is as follows:
A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
by Talmanes December 10, 2004
An invented term for any nonspecific body part when one doesn't know the real name. Generally used to help describe vague illness or discomfort, as a placeholder until the actual name is learned, or in jest. The word was originally used on the cartoon "Muppet Babies" to describe a torture device, but came into usage as a generic anatomical term because it sounds so authentically biological.
Shit, I have a belly ache--I think my scrabula is swollen.
Keith went to the doctor because he fell off of his skateboard and broke his scrabula or some shit.
Person 1: "The New Human Anatomy." Huh. What about that book do you think is "new," man?
Person 2: Maybe it contains the human scrabula this time.
Keith went to the doctor because he fell off of his skateboard and broke his scrabula or some shit.
Person 1: "The New Human Anatomy." Huh. What about that book do you think is "new," man?
Person 2: Maybe it contains the human scrabula this time.
by Talmanes December 02, 2006
An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes March 31, 2007
n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
by Talmanes December 21, 2006
(v) To reference a place you've been during a conversation, whether or not it is appropriate, for the purpose of pointing out you've been there. Similar to namedropping, save that the object is to point out that you've been somewhere, not that you were with someone.
Person 1: I'm trying to lay off hard alcohol for a while.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
by Talmanes June 09, 2008
1, n. Slang term for the head, specifically the top of the head when used in a headbutt. Obviously, it refers to the idea that if you punch with your knuckles, a headbutt uses one big knuckle.
2, v. To headbutt someone, aka "give 'em the big knuckle."
2, v. To headbutt someone, aka "give 'em the big knuckle."
Did you see that? Zinedine Zidane just gave that dude the big knuckle!
Ooh, right to the face with the big knuckle! Looks like his skull knocked out a few of his opponent's teeth!
Good answer--that's using the big knuckle.
Ooh, right to the face with the big knuckle! Looks like his skull knocked out a few of his opponent's teeth!
Good answer--that's using the big knuckle.
by Talmanes December 21, 2006