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An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes April 5, 2007
Get the You're dude to memug. A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the snap fartmug. In tabletop or online RP settings, a twink (often also referred to as a munchkin) is someone who has min-maxed their character to emphasize a single set of game stats rather than creating a well-rounded character. While these characters are most often geared toward combat, there are a variety of twinks, often differentiated by an accompanying title, such as combat twink, TS twink/sex twink, social twink, gear twink, or others.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
So he put all of his points into Strength and Constitution, and put his lowest into Wisdom and Charisma, huh? Sounds like he's rolling up another combat twink.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
by Talmanes April 27, 2008
Get the twinkmug. (v) To reference a place you've been during a conversation, whether or not it is appropriate, for the purpose of pointing out you've been there. Similar to namedropping, save that the object is to point out that you've been somewhere, not that you were with someone.
Person 1: I'm trying to lay off hard alcohol for a while.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
by Talmanes June 9, 2008
Get the placedropmug. Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
Get the vajedimug. A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 9, 2008
Get the Texas toupeemug. (n.) From the Italian "strunzo," meaning "piece of shit." A fairly common Italian insult for someone or something worthless.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
by Talmanes May 27, 2006
Get the strunzmug.