Talmanes's definitions

first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.

Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.

by Talmanes June 2, 2007

You're dude to me

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.

Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.

Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!

Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.

by Talmanes April 5, 2007

hard fart

Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.

Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!

You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.

by Talmanes November 17, 2005

beerf

A. 1. n. Combining the words "beer" and "beef" to mean a beer whose smoky or rich aftertaste reminds you of meat. Generally a dark beer or heavy lager.

B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).

Man, taste this--I think the flavor is rich enough to be considered beerf.

Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!

Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.

Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!

by Talmanes March 3, 2006

sammitz

1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."

1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!

by Talmanes January 6, 2005

hide it or divide it

A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.

Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!

You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.

by Talmanes August 4, 2007

Sailor Porn

A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.

I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"

Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka

by Talmanes November 7, 2010