An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes April 05, 2007

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 09, 2008

In tabletop or online RP settings, a twink (often also referred to as a munchkin) is someone who has min-maxed their character to emphasize a single set of game stats rather than creating a well-rounded character. While these characters are most often geared toward combat, there are a variety of twinks, often differentiated by an accompanying title, such as combat twink, TS twink/sex twink, social twink, gear twink, or others.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
So he put all of his points into Strength and Constitution, and put his lowest into Wisdom and Charisma, huh? Sounds like he's rolling up another combat twink.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
by Talmanes April 27, 2008

A phrase uttered by Teresa Strasser on "the Adam Carolla Show" after she had quietly criticized Adam Carolla's use of the word "gay" to mean "lame" rather than "homosexual" during the bit "the Gayest Songs of All Time." Immediately afterward, Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" was played, to which Teresa uttered, "That's both kinds of gay," meaning it was both lame and homosexual in content. Amusingly, the original meaning of gay, "happy," does not enter into the phrase.
Tony got drunk and told you he wanted to give you a bj? Dude, that's both kinds of gay.
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
by Talmanes December 03, 2006

A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered dates, but where one of the two people involved seems completely oblivious to the concept of dating. This is generally characterized by a lack of interest in conversation or flirting, an aimless absence of direction or goals for the evening, and possibly an uncomfortable revelation that the event was never intended to be date. This can be blamed on the modern tendency for self-absorption and a narcissistic belief that you shouldn't have to put forth any effort to be interesting or even pleasant.
I ended up going on a vague date with Jim. We went and saw a stupid buddy comedy and ate at Starbucks, but he split when he got a phone call from a friend to play basketball.
I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.
I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.
by Talmanes May 30, 2007

(n.) From the Italian "strunzo," meaning "piece of shit." A fairly common Italian insult for someone or something worthless.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
by Talmanes May 27, 2006

A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
by Talmanes December 03, 2006
