1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!
2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
by Talmanes January 06, 2005
The combination of "Irish" and "Italian," generally referring to the very common American descendants of Irish and Italian immigrants. For some strange reason, the two tend to be drawn together.
by Talmanes October 06, 2006
An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).
I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
by Talmanes December 11, 2006
A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
by Talmanes December 02, 2006
A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
by Talmanes December 02, 2006
The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.
Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
by Talmanes December 02, 2006
A phrase uttered by Teresa Strasser on "the Adam Carolla Show" after she had quietly criticized Adam Carolla's use of the word "gay" to mean "lame" rather than "homosexual" during the bit "the Gayest Songs of All Time." Immediately afterward, Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" was played, to which Teresa uttered, "That's both kinds of gay," meaning it was both lame and homosexual in content. Amusingly, the original meaning of gay, "happy," does not enter into the phrase.
Tony got drunk and told you he wanted to give you a bj? Dude, that's both kinds of gay.
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
by Talmanes December 02, 2006