1. Go ahead and pay for 3 meals a day, don't be such an ossio
2. guy1- "why doesn't Ossio ever come out with us?"
guy2- "because he's the cheapest man alive...DUH!"
victor: heygregory i got with sheldon last night!
gregory: how was it?
victor: everything was fine till i found out he has an assclit.
gregory: (nods in shame)