fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.
"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"
by Tom December 29, 2003
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shut your north and south

shut your north and south you fuck head
by tom October 21, 2003
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twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.
have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT
by Tom May 27, 2004
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up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!
by Tom February 27, 2004
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metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.
Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.
by tom January 12, 2004
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hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
by tom November 01, 2004
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