Definitions by TNunnster

going jet blue 

When the frustrations of a stressful job get to be too much, you scream obscenities over the PA system, grab a beer from the lunch room refrigerator, deploy the proverbial escape chute, and scurry off to a better life.

Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!

going jet blue by tnunnster August 11, 2010

bully pulpit 

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.

I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.

bully pulpit by tnunnster May 2, 2010

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010

artistocrat 

A person who uses their excessive wealth to surround themselves with trendy artists and overpriced works of art to elevate their status in society.

Artistocrats can suck my balls. I mean, really, get a freakin' life of your own!

artistocrat by TNunnster February 6, 2010

doughemian 

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.

Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.

doughemian by TNunnster February 6, 2010

DoPeace

1. The active process of creating a culture of peace.

2. Shorthand for the federal Department of Peace

I'm so tired of all this violence. I need to get out and DoPeace.

DoPeace by TNunnster February 6, 2010

godmart 

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

godmart by TNunnster February 6, 2010