TK2000's definitions

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Gefiltefishing

When a non-Jewish person (a “goy”) makes themselves appear Jewish.

Alternatively spelled “ gefiltephishing”. A derivative of “blackfishing”.

“Yeah, George sometimes went as far as wearing a Star of David necklace, when he has zero connection to Judaism. He was gefiltefishing us the whole time.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Gefiltephishing

When non-Jews (“goys”) attempt to appear Jewish.

A derivative of the term “blackphishing”.

“Yeah, he had everyone fooled that he was Jewish. Used Yiddish phrases, asked everyone about their plans for the high holidays. Turns out he was a WASP the whole time. Total case of gefiltephishing.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Britney Knives

Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.

“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023