TK2000's definitions

Klobmentum

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

QueenAnon

An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.

“Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Danny Gonzalez

Synonym of Drew Gooden

“I really like that new Danny Gonzalez video

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023